Bang out of order; especially for the other two officials. You just don't include the match officials in these sort of things. :nono:
Along the same lines, I think the Army has an unwritten rule that anyone over a certain rank doesn't get roped into such antics. I suppose if they want to get involved - crack on, but they can't be "forced" into it. Makes sense I suppose.
Im astounded. ... 3) i call the police
Come on; it's hardly a Police matter now is it Browner? They get loads of these petty disputes (eg cats crapping in the neighbours garden, the man across the road who called somebodys husband a Dick, The bloke down the pub owes me a tenner etc etc) and the Police don't get involved. I can just imagine the response.
Ref: Is that the Police station? I'd like a squad car round at X RFC immediately.
Copper: Can you give me some details sir?
Ref: I'm a referee and was having a pint after the game and things ... well ... they errr "got out of hand"
Copper: Go on sir!
Ref: Well officer; they ripped my shreddies off me.
Copper: Some people pay good money for that sort of thing sir.
Ref: You think it's funny do you? I found it very humiliating. They were really beastly to me. I was in agony for hours. Do you want me to show you?
Copper: NO. Err ... No. Please don't do that. I'll take your word for it sir
Ref: Well? What are you going to do about it? They were my best Kalvin Kleins.
Copper: We'll send an armed response car and a couple of alsatians around immediately sir. Dangerous places those rugby clubs. Victim Support will be in touch with you sir.
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Copper: Sarge? You're not going to believe this! This man claims he's had his skids ripped off him at the rugby club
Sarge: Some people pay good money for that sort of thing Constable. :biggrin: