Good use of plain english on Comp rules.

[Andy P]

Liked the terminology in the Raging Bull Colts rules:

(1). Team RP's should always ensure they know the Referee's Name and Mobile Number - for emergency contact - just in case things go pear shaped on the day of the game or before.

 

[The umpire]

I once tried to explain this phrase to a Canadian. He interrupted me with "Oh you mean turns to sh!t"
:chin:

 

[Davet]

Or as we used to say, "turns to ratshit".

 

[smeagol]

I prefer using "just in case Murphy's law holds."

 

[Phil E]

Goes a bit Pete Tong.

 

[Jenko]

I've always liked the Fleet Air Arm terminology 'it's turned into a running goat F**k!'