The Gospal of Nigel Owens

[Daftmedic]

*Best Padre impression* We are gathered here to hear the Gospal of rugby according to Nigel Owens.....


And he said unto the front row,
"If you don't like scrummaging, you're in the wrong position".

Praise be to Rugby.

All: crouch, bind, set

 

[Daftmedic]

He motioned to his disciple to come to him, and he did say,"The football stadium is 500 yards that way".
And the coliseum of Leicester didst erupt in much merryment.
All: Crouch, bind , *peep* reset

 

[ddjamo]

got into the good stuff eh?

 

[WombleRef]

And this is why I travelled all the way from Suffolk

Our referee's gradually go insane after a while

 

[Daftmedic]

St Nigel didst depart the waring factions with but his voice....


And verily he called together the great armies and spoke unto them "I do not want to make a big thing of this" and dispelled the armies to the respective territories

 

[Phil E]

You at work?
Sniffing the laughing gas again?

 

[Browner]

All: crouch, bind, set

 

[Daftmedic]

And he said to the miscreant, "I don’t think we’ve met before, but I’m the referee on this field"

Just spreading the gospel Phil

 

[Stuartg]

And he said to the miscreant, "I don’t think we’ve met before, but I’m the referee on this field"

Just spreading the gospel Phil

This thread is surreal. Am I not taking the right drugs to understand it? Cousin Daftmedic - have they let you loose in the pharmacy? Stop taking the green pills - they are the ones causing it.

 

[Adam]

The thing that's annoying me about this thread is the misspelling of 'gospel' in the thread title.

Otherwise I like the memories!

 

[richie]

...and he summoned the armies leaders and demanded that " there will be discipline in this match"........ And they didn't listen???

 

[Daftmedic]

It's a little Christmas cheer

 

[Daftmedic]

The thing that's annoying me about this thread is the misspelling of 'gospel' in the thread title.

Otherwise I like the memories!

Stupid IPhone. I swear it has a mind of its own.

He then proclaimed to the scrum half, "eewwwwwz it"!

 

[SimonSmith]

The thing that's annoying me about this thread is the misspelling of 'gospel' in the thread title.

Otherwise I like the memories!

Phonetically, that's how NO spells it.
English is his second language y'know

 

[Adam]

Phonetically, that's how NO spells it.
English is his second language y'know

And with 2 'L's.

 

[Pegleg]

Phonetically, that's how NO spells it.
English is his second language y'know

Indeed so that would not be his "phonetical" spelling.

 

[Daftmedic]

Stop marring the word.

For he said unto the hooker,
" I am straighter than that throw".
And so youtuber's and meme creators alike, rejoiced in the word of Nigel Owens.

Praise as be to rugby

ALL: Crouch,bind...set

 

[Stuartg]

Stop marring the word.

For he said unto the hooker,
" I am straighter than that throw".
And so youtuber's and meme creators alike, rejoiced in the word of Nigel Owens.

Praise as be to rugby

ALL: Crouch,bind...set

Cousin - it's time to sit down with your dear wife and explain your obsession with a gay, Welsh referee. I'm sure she'll understand though him being Welsh might be tough on her.

 

[Browner]

Sorry, but the halo slipped off , when....

Huget deliberately held onto the ball to prevent a QTI v Mike Brown & England.

Instead of showing the whole world that Law 19.2 ( i ) must be enforced to erradicate such willful gamesmanship he instead chose to play the Preacherman to the watching millions , presumably his "future Tee Shirt Sales " are more important than correct Law application !!?!

For those that don't remember .....

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fecmMxCk5IA

 

[Taffy]

"now listen we don't make fun of people's mistakes, this is the wrong game for that'