Weeahsidahs dinna hew cooals and ah dinna seh mack ah sez myek tha see.
Pitmatic rools man!
God Bless the Geordie nation and diaspora. (and the Mackems too I suppose)
Two mackems gan inta the toon, in mufti, fa tha match and are walking doon Northumberland Street.
"Man alive therz sum canny shops here man"
"Why aye, loke therz a shop theear wi a sign sez shorts two fa three pund. Ouer lass'll be reet happy wimee if uz gans hyem wi too a them. Howay letz gan in"
They enter the shop and the assistant looks up and says
"Howay lads, al reet?"
"Reet canny bonny lass. A sower tha sign in the windoe ' Two shorts fa three pund', heeyahs tha three quid worz tha shorts?"
"ye-ah from Sunderland then lads?"
"Why aye bonny lass how cud ya tell?"
"Oh I dunno hinny, mebees becoz this a Sketchley's?"