didds
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This allegedly happened in a mate's game many moons ago. I have no idea of any "real" answer so its open forum for opinions as much as anything!
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Old Scumbags 3rd XV are short of a prop so somebody in the 1st XV phones a mate... a large, chunky bloke eventually arrives claiming to have played front row for london Welsh 12th XV 9 years ago.
Out on the pitch they go. The game commences, with the Old Scumbags 1st XV game happening on the pitch adjacebnt, a mere 5m or so between the touchlines.
Early in the game, both matches are being played in effect within yards of each other, when a fight breaks out in the 1st XV match... involving the player that phoned for his chum.
Lardyy Boy seeing his chum under duress next door wanders over onto the 1st team and clobbers his assailant. the 1st team match referee sees this act of violence occur within inches of his own nose, and seeing a home team shirt dismisses the lardy one, unaware that he isn;t per se partt of "his" match.
Lardy Boy saunters back onto the 3rd team pitch, and takes up his position at the lineout that had been about to start before he adminstered his own justice. Ref looked at him, scratched his head and said...
Well, I haven't dismissed you from THIS game, so I guess you can play on.
Over to you chaps!
didds
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Old Scumbags 3rd XV are short of a prop so somebody in the 1st XV phones a mate... a large, chunky bloke eventually arrives claiming to have played front row for london Welsh 12th XV 9 years ago.
Out on the pitch they go. The game commences, with the Old Scumbags 1st XV game happening on the pitch adjacebnt, a mere 5m or so between the touchlines.
Early in the game, both matches are being played in effect within yards of each other, when a fight breaks out in the 1st XV match... involving the player that phoned for his chum.
Lardyy Boy seeing his chum under duress next door wanders over onto the 1st team and clobbers his assailant. the 1st team match referee sees this act of violence occur within inches of his own nose, and seeing a home team shirt dismisses the lardy one, unaware that he isn;t per se partt of "his" match.
Lardy Boy saunters back onto the 3rd team pitch, and takes up his position at the lineout that had been about to start before he adminstered his own justice. Ref looked at him, scratched his head and said...
Well, I haven't dismissed you from THIS game, so I guess you can play on.
Over to you chaps!
didds