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1. Banana
2. Dresser
3. Grammar
4. Potato
5. Revive
6. Uneven
7. Assess
What have these words in common?
I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked sweetly, 'So which six items would you like to buy?'
Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks t he Lord.... 'God, what does a million years mean to you?'
The Lord replies, 'A minute.'
Smith asks, 'And what does a million dollars mean to you?'
The Lord replies, 'A penny.'
'Smith asks, 'Can I have a penny?'
'The Lord replies, 'In a minute.'
A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot.
One day, a Construction crew turned up to start building a house on the
empty lot.
The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the
workers.
Eventually the construction crew, all of them "gems-in-the-rough," more or less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot.
They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch
breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel
important.
At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope
containing ten dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who
suggested that she take her ten dollars "pay" she'd received to the bank
the next day to start a savings account.
When the girl and her mum got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed
and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay envelope at
such a young age.
The little girl proudly replied, I worked last week with a real
construction crew building the new house next door to us.
"Oh my goodness gracious, said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"
The little girl replied, I will, if those pricks at Bunnings ever deliver
the ****in' gyprock...
You can read this – just relax and let your amazing brain adapt...
7H15 M3554G3 53RV35 7O PR0V3 7H47 0UR M1ND5 C4N D0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5! 1MPR3551V3 7H1NG5! 1N 7H3 B3G1NN1NG 17 WA5 H4RD BU7 N0W, 0N 7H15 LIN3 Y0UR M1ND 1S R34D1NG 17 4U70M471C4LLY W17H 0U7 3V3N 7H1NK1NG 4B0U7 17, B3 PROUD! 0NLY C3R741N P30PL3 C4N R3AD 7H15.
2. Dresser
3. Grammar
4. Potato
5. Revive
6. Uneven
7. Assess
What have these words in common?
I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked sweetly, 'So which six items would you like to buy?'
Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks t he Lord.... 'God, what does a million years mean to you?'
The Lord replies, 'A minute.'
Smith asks, 'And what does a million dollars mean to you?'
The Lord replies, 'A penny.'
'Smith asks, 'Can I have a penny?'
'The Lord replies, 'In a minute.'
A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot.
One day, a Construction crew turned up to start building a house on the
empty lot.
The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the
workers.
Eventually the construction crew, all of them "gems-in-the-rough," more or less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot.
They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch
breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel
important.
At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope
containing ten dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who
suggested that she take her ten dollars "pay" she'd received to the bank
the next day to start a savings account.
When the girl and her mum got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed
and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay envelope at
such a young age.
The little girl proudly replied, I worked last week with a real
construction crew building the new house next door to us.
"Oh my goodness gracious, said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"
The little girl replied, I will, if those pricks at Bunnings ever deliver
the ****in' gyprock...
You can read this – just relax and let your amazing brain adapt...
7H15 M3554G3 53RV35 7O PR0V3 7H47 0UR M1ND5 C4N D0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5! 1MPR3551V3 7H1NG5! 1N 7H3 B3G1NN1NG 17 WA5 H4RD BU7 N0W, 0N 7H15 LIN3 Y0UR M1ND 1S R34D1NG 17 4U70M471C4LLY W17H 0U7 3V3N 7H1NK1NG 4B0U7 17, B3 PROUD! 0NLY C3R741N P30PL3 C4N R3AD 7H15.
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