Michael Jackson Dead

[gillburt]

Exposure to sunshine, moonlight and good times ruled out: now coroners say cause of death was 'boogie'

 

[andyscott]

ABC as easy as RIP

 

[dave_clark]

i don't know about cause of death, but there is a rumour that he had a defective billy gene

 

[TheBFG]

and as he is 90% plastic he is going to be melted down and turned into Lego, so kids can play with him

also heard his death could be due to a food allergy, apparently he was chewing on an 8 year old nut:nono:

R.I.P. MJ, thanks for the music!

 

[DrSTU]

contrary to popular belief Michael Jackson didn't die of a heart attack in hospital....He was found on the childrens ward having a stroke!!!

 

[Phil E]

Jockeys everywhere will be wearing black armbands.
In a statement they said "MJ rode more 3 year olds than any man alive"

 

[barker14610]

Funny stuff. You're killing me. I can't turn on the TV here without some glowing story about this whack job.

 

[andyscott]

What a coincedence that Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett died on the same day.
One played with Majors and One played with minors

 

[SimonSmith]

http://i44.tinypic.com/27yai2q.jpg

 

[dave_clark]

thankyou Simon - at least *someone* else is trying to keep these in good taste

 

[Dixie]

St Peter frowns at his latest applicant. "I'm not sure you're the right sort for this place" he says. "Tell me, if I were to ask you what song best summarised your hopes and aspirations for eternity in our hallowed halls, what would it be?"

Michael pauses for thought, and eventually answers: "I'm forever blowing Bubbles"

 

[Staybound]

Farrah Fawcett arrives in Heaven. God says "Farrah you've been such a good person I'm going to grant you one wish, so what will it be?" FF thinks and tells the big guy "I'd like it if children didn't suffer any more please"







So he killed Michael Jackson

 

[ddjamo]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/king_of_pop_dead_at_12?utm_source=a-section

 

[SimonSmith]

Michael Jackson goodness?

sickipedia.org
b3ta.com

Entirely possible that these may not be entirely SFW

 

[Account Deleted]

Michael Jackson's girlfriend said in a press release:

It's been a difficult time form what with Michael's death coming so soon after my parents left me behind in Portugal.

 

[Dickie E]

Apparently McDonalds is to release a commemorative McMichael Burger.

A 50 year old piece of meat stuck between a couple of 8 year old buns.

 

[Ian_Cook]

The story of Michael Jackson's life haev just been released in paperback....

"From Thriller to Chiller"

 

[Account Deleted]

Michael Jackson: Rest In Plastic

 

[scrumpox2]

What's the difference between MJ and Sir Alex Ferguson?

Sir Alex can still play Giggs in August.

 

[BigDai]

Police have searched Jackson's house. They found Class A drugs in the bathroom and Class 4B in the bedroom.

As Jacko was fighting for his life in the ambulance, the doctor said i think we should start CPR, the paramedics said no we should start heart massage, the driver said we should start an adrenaline drip. Then Jacko gasping for breath said **** me, you wanna be starting something!

I am deeply saddened by Michael Jackson's death. Throughout my life he touched me in ways only a Catholic priest would understand.

The Jackson family have just visited the Funeral Directors to make sure they take plastic

MJ's ghost has been sited in a children's hospital. Seems he is still putting the willies up small children.

Michael Jacksons family have been asked what colour coffin they want him buried in, they said it doesn’t matter if it’s black or white.


Michael Jackson's dates have all been cancelled......James 10, steve 7.......