I’ve got one, I’ve got one.
Ready? Three red players (lets call them Larry, Luke and Les) chase a high kick towards black’s 22 where three players (lets call them Mike, Morris and Mark) are waiting to receive it. As the ball travels, an unexplained force starts to move it towards the touchline. The players, all concentrating on the high ball, fail to notice that the ball then strikes an alien spaceship after crossing the plane of touch but the ref is unsure whether it crossed the putative extended 22 metre line or not but in any event is distracted by his attempt to remember World Rugby’s clarification on First Contact. The six player collide and start a brief flurry of handbags which rapidly escalates into full blown bitch slapping and name calling.
An alien steps out of the spaceship, and in doing so inadvertently touches the ball, thereby making it dead and precluding the possibility of a QTI. The alien is wearing black, so this further incenses most of the red crowd (the third one was texting) and the players too. Mistakenly the ref, understandably under pressure, deems the alien to be wearing leggings (an easy mistake) and warns him to change.
The alien, wearing a mask which the ref feels is almost certainly not IRB approved, ignores him and instead walks over to the melee and raises his hand. The players immediately start clutching their throats and the referee quite rightly blows for a high tackle. Quite a few high tackles to be accurate. He notices that one of the players is unaffected, and hears the alien speak to that player “Luke, I am your father, come, give yourself to the Dark Side.” Luke, who probably would not have been a contender for the Red vs Blue Uptake Stakes responds, “Huh? Wha….?”
The alien sighs, cuffs Luke round the ear and pointedly says “Give –your-self-to-the-dark-side” Luke’s mouth moves as he silently repeats the words, then a slow realisation dawns over him “Ahh, yeah, Rugby League at Hull HR?” The alien visibly stiffens and cuffs him again, “That bunch of losers, sheez, I have standards you know. You’re going to play for Huddersfield. They’ve got class”
The alien takes Luke by the ear and marches him, protesting plaintively, to his ship whereupon they rapidly depart.
So the restart question is, and I think you’ve all seen it coming, is does Luke’s departure count under the man off rule?