things your mother should have taught you ..

Dickie E


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1. always eat your veggies
2. don't wear holey undies
3. don't bat first on a damp Cardiff track

:)
 

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4. don't take any notice of Dickie E
 

Dickie E


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Where's Kevin Pietersen when you need him? :rsa:
 

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You never know how good or bad a wicket is until both teams have batted on it.
 

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5. Dropping a good, top or middle order batsman on 0 can really come back and bite you on the arse.
 

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England just gone past 400.......not bad for a damp Cardiff track :wink:
Johnson getting a bit of a battering.

https://youtu.be/Ef4YBwBhQ6Q
 

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Dickie seems to have gone very quiet!
 

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Surely number one on your mother's list should be : Test cricket is not only dull and boring but also a waste of feckin' time.
 

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He bowls to the left, he bowls to the riiiiight...

Top work from Moeen Ali. I can't be the only person feeling like he's made an important breakthrough these last couple of days.
 

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the new Shane Watson batting gear range ! ( nicked off a blogger)
 

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Dickie

1. always eat your veggies
2. don't wear holey undies
3. don't bat first on a damp Cardiff track

:D

4.
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6. Test cricket matches are supposed to last five days, not four.
 

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4 - 1 will have to be enough [sigh]
 

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Paraphrasing the immortal words of Freddie Trueman

"It'll be five - nil lad, and you'll be lucky to get the nil !"
 

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In the early 60's Yorkshire stopped in California on their way to Oz and played a select side of exiles.

If memory serves me, and it may be somewhat tinted, Freddie was only slightly sober by mid-afternoon, kept the wicket for an inning and opened the batting. After a steady rain of 4s and 6s from Freddie they retired early for the day.
 
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