things your mother should have taught you ..

[Dickie E]

33-7

The lowest Ashes score ever by an Australian side was 36!!!!

what's your boss' email address? I'm sure he'll be chuffed to know you're goofing off on his dime.

 

[Browner]

50 :clap:

Q??? Does 8 balls in a row without scoring or losing a wicket count as a partnership ???

 

[The Fat]

If Aus get 50 and 51 and England get 50 and 52 and its all over by tea, do they refund everyones money?

Seriously 50-9 ATM and Mitchell Johnson got 13 so surely top scorer so far and in line for a promotion in the batting order.

Watching a Mark Knopfler DVD and just thought I'd check to see how the openers were getting on and it was 50-9

 

[Browner]

penny for your thoughts ????

 

[Phil E]

what's your boss' email address? I'm sure he'll be chuffed to know you're goofing off on his dime.

Staff sports day today....we're all playing crazy golf this avo :biggrin:

edit: 60 all out :wink:

 

[Rushforth]

How often does a single bowler bowl more than half the overs bowled in an innings?

 

[TheBFG]

spinner maybe, but not a quickie very often!

 

[leaguerefaus]

Not even a spinner.
You would need to:
1. bowl the 1st over of the game
2. bowl every over you legally can (every 2nd over)
3. have the final wicket fall while you're bowling

 

[Browner]

So .... 13 mins & 13 runs


Maybe the weather will come to Aussie rescue ????

Thu 06 Aug	12:00	W​	14 / 17 mph	22 / 21°C	65%	1011 mb	98%	0.4 mm
	15:00	WNW​	13 / 16 mph	21 / 20°C	62%	1012 mb	45%	0.4 mm
	18:00	WNW​	11 / 14 mph	19 / 19°C	61%	1013 mb	21%	0.0 mm
	21:00	NW​	7 / 14 mph	12 / 11°C	77%	1016 mb	2%	0.0 mm
Fri 07 Aug	00:00	NNW​	6 / 12 mph	10 / 9°C	80%	1017 mb	3%	0.0 mm
	03:00	NNW​	3 / 7 mph	9 / 8°C	89%	1017 mb	2%	0.0 mm
	06:00	ESE​	0 / 1 mph	13 / 12°C	83%	1019 mb	4%	0.0 mm
	09:00	SSW​	1 / 2 mph	18 / 17°C	61%	1020 mb	5%	0.0 mm
	12:00	SSW​	2 / 2 mph	21 / 20°C	47%	1019 mb	47%	0.0 mm
	15:00	SSW​	4 / 5 mph	23 / 24°C	42%	1020 mb	19%	0.0 mm

 

[Womble]

Is this the first thread that a person wishes he had never started ? epper:epper:epper:

 

[FlipFlop]

Is this the first thread that a person wishes he had never started ? epper:epper:epper:

No - I think the second. After the Leggings thread.....

 

[RobLev]

OK - 119-3 for a lead of 59. Do we declare now to leave enough time to bowl them out tonight?

 

[Fatboy_Ginge]

Mitchell Johnson got 13 so surely top scorer so far and in line for a promotion in the batting order.

I like the look of this bloke...

E Xtras - 14. Top scorer for the Aussies

 

[Phil E]

Just watched the highlights of the Aussie innings.....it was a very short programme :biggrin:

 

[Dickie E]

Is this the first thread that a person wishes he had never started ? epper:epper:epper:

maybe I should close it.

A good opportunity now for some young up & comers.

 

[menace]

I'd say after this Asses Series Oz will do like Poms and take a big ass broom through the team....
Rumour is we've contacted Kevin Pietersen to see if he's available to play for us!
Bye bye Clarke.....

 

[Dickie E]

now it all makes sense:

http://www.theshovel.com.au/2015/08...alian-croquet-team-take-to-field-in-4th-test/

http://www.theshovel.com.au/2015/08/07/english-guy-at-work-about-to-become-unbearable/

Bring on Bledisloe, that's all I can say :aus:

 

[Dickie E]

ooh, ooh, 4 wickets this morning. My fingers can't type fast enough. Knob.

 

[Phil E]

ooh, ooh, 4 wickets this morning. My fingers can't type fast enough. Knob.

I know....i'm really worried...we only have a lead of 325 so far.
Nice to see the ball is still moving though.

Who's up for an innings defeat? :eng:

 

[Dickie E]

still playing crazy golf or some other reason to be slacking off?