Meh. Soccer, I don't get it!
All the players seem to do it kick it around among themselves until they lose it or someone takes it off them, and they kick it around until the same thing happens. Occasionally, someone might make a break and give the goalkeeper something to do, otherwise a player might take a dive and roll over and over clutching his shins in mock agony.
Yes, I see and appreciate the individual skills involved in playing the game, e.g. the James Rodriguez goal for Colombia v Uruguay was easy to appreciate whether you like the game or not, but honestly, the actual game itself leaves me cold. It seems 95% boring, with 5% exciting bits scattered throughout the game. I have not been able to sit though an entire game at this world cup, and have been happy enough to catch one of the the nightly highlights packages. I can't imagine what it would be like to sit through two hours of this and end up with a 0-0 result.