Warwickshire has its own touchline protocol, which I have attached here:
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Conversation a couple of weeks ago went along the lines of.
"Coach behind the barrier please".
"But I'm the coach".
"But you won't stay in the technical area, so I want you behind the barrier"
Coach is roundly abused by his own supporters!
Coach then comes on with the water.
"Coach leave the pitch please".
"But I'm the coach".
"Exactly, coaches cannot be water carriers, leave now please".
Coach is even more roundly abused by his own supporters.
Coach comes on with Kicking Tee.
"Coach leave the pitch please and if you come onto the pitch again, or step in front of the barrier I will have to ask you to go to the clubhouse".
"But I'm the coach".
"Coaches cannot be Tee Carriers, leave now please".
"Whhhooooooooo" go the supporters.
Five minutes to go, Captain asks if he can make a sub.
"Yes fine".
"You might not like it though Sir, but he is on the card".
Coach comes onto the pitch as a sub; "send him off" yell his own supporters.
I am very tempted to oblige
We had a good laugh about it in the bar afterwards. Mainly because he got more stick from his own team's supporters than he did from me.