Try to keep mine short, can do it in under a minute. Always just get everyone in, since end with studs. usually make a point to be the one talking into the sun.
TACKLE/RUCK
1. "I don't expect you to read my mind" .. will call for release if on the ball illegally (off feet, side entry, not releasing etc)
2. "if I'm talking at every ruck I'll soon just go straight to my whistle" .. but will warn you first if you're pushing it.
3. "when the ball is off the ground the ball is out, hands on is not out"
4. "if in doubt, just ask me, if I shout play on the ball is out"
MAUL
1. "I call every maul, if I don't shout maul it isn't one"
2. "I will shout tackle-only if I think there is doubt and to let you know to get off the ball when it goes to ground"
LINEOUT
1. "I mark the defending side, if its your throw-in you set the gap."
2. "Fly-half?, I will look at you to set the 10m look for my thumbs up."
3. "I will hold my arm up until the lineout is over"
SCRUM
1. "Look for square and stable, ball in when you are still"
2. "Looking for an air gap, ear to ear, on bind"
3. "FR players talk to me, if you are not comfortable just say, we will reset"
GENERAL
1. "Its a league/cup/important game, I respect that and want this to be a great game, I'm happy to field questions when the ball is dead, but lets keep it through captain if we can and recognise that at PK/FK situations its not the time."
2. "Any questions?" (someone always asks a Q that was just explained e.g. when is the ball out)
3. Lets check the studs.
4. "HAVE A GREAT GAME GUYS, WILL LET YOU KNOW WHEN ITS 5MINS TO KO."